Tired of squinting at your feeble 2-inch screen? The i1166, a new portable media player launching in March from iLuv, is gonna let you pull your favorite movies from your iPod, iPhone or DVDs, and viddy them on a big honking 9-inch widescreen.

Featuring a built-in memory card, USB slot and DivX video playback capability - and the ability to double as a digital photo frame - the new i1166 opens to let you dock your iWhatever or load a DVD, then closes leaving you with just the sleek viewing screen and controls. No ports, plugs or dangling devices getting caught on stuff.

It'll charge your device while it's docked and should average about four hours of playback time, before you have to recharge its Li-Polymer battery. (Should you not have a wall socket or car power port to plug it into.)

Price to be determined, but judging from the $269 price tag on the 8.4-inch version, expect it to come in close to three bills.

www.i-luv.com

I put myself through college waiting tables. And every single night without fail, some guy would order decaf after dinner, then tell me a half dozen times, "You sure this is decaf? I can't drink regular, this HAS to be decaf, understand? If it's not decaf I'm calling you at 3 am and tearing you a new asshole." No need to get all excited, sir. Yes, I'm positive this is decaf. Made it myself. And, thanks, but I already have an extra asshole here at the table.

Now you don't have to worry that the lazy table jockey bringing you a cup of post-meal unleaded really poured fully loaded, and you'll be watching QVC until 4 in the morning. Just dunk a D+caf caffeine test strip into your mug and it'll tell you in about 30 seconds whether or not you're about to get buzzed.

And with their studies showing up to 30% of decafs ordered are not really decaf - or have too-high levels of caffeine - they come in handy preventing you from having a sleepless night. And ordering useless crap off late night TV.

$9.95 for a pack of 20 strips
www.discovertesting.com
Via 9 to Fried

Heidi Klum - then and now. [Gunaxin]

Top cartoon show intros of the 90's. [Ice Ice Babies]

This must be one huge ass. [Afrojacks]

AskMen.com asks you to vote for the hottest 99 women of 2009. [Banned In Hollywood]

Hot cars, hotter chicks 2009 Calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Mammaries Monday. A day late. [The World of Isaac]

Where to eat when visiting Camden Yards. [Fan Foodie]

Turkey Bowling: Taking the nation by storm. [Observation Bubble]

AnnaLynne McCord plays football on the beach. [On 205th]

Sexy chicks doing domestic stuff. [Uncoached]

Busty Hearts shows watermelons who’s boss. (Video) [Tasty Booze]

Wake up with Laetitia Casta. [Salty Milk]

Sex tips part 11. [The Guy Report]

Sabian cymbal end tables: For the band junkie. [PlunderGuide]

While waiting for his boss Jack Del Rio to take him home from the Kentucky Derby, Mike Tice engages in a drunken rendition of God Bless America with a bunch of drunk locals. I don't know which performance is worse, this one, or the Jags' performance all season.



Via TheDirty.com

Live Videos by Ustream

Nip/Tuck is one of those rare shows your girl watches that you don't mind sitting through when she begs for some couch time. Because there is a good chance you'll catch an explicit sex scene or some hot actress/model's bare ass.

The new season of N/T starts tomorrow, and to promote it they've got the three dancers featured in the FX's promo campaign dancing live at the Beverly Center in LA. And it's streaming live on the Ustream link I've embedded above, in case you live nowhere near LA and want in on the action.

You can also ask questions and chat with the dancers - "GoGo", "Starlet" and "Princess" - and vote here every 8 minutes for the dancer you want to see dance next. Think Subservient Chicken, only live, with hot chicks, and she probably won't do whatever you ask.

They dance live 8pm-Midnight EST, so get voting.

Like millions of other guys, you've made the resolution to lose weight and get into some sort of shape. But once you slim down and rip up, jumping into bed with your girl in your old Sponge Bob boxers and stained t-shirt is gonna ruin the effect. (Unless, of course, she's got a Sponge Bob fetish.) You'll need something better. Something hotter. So I'm giving away a his-and-hers lingerie set from Shirley of Hollywood for you and your girl. (Cause I'm betting she's already in better shape than you.)

She gets the pebble charmeuse strapless corset and g-string set, along with a pair of black stockings that clip into the corset's garters. You get an Asian inspired charmeuse (satin-like) reversible robe. One side is a solid color with contrasting trim, and when it's time to "Enter the Dragon", turn it inside out to show the embroidered dragon and Chinese characters for Long Life, Prosperity and Good Health. (Stuff you can use in the New Year.) And we'll replace those worn boxers with a pair of charmeuse ones that I promise are a helluva lot more comfortable.

It's a $150 value that'll make you look good even if you fall off the resolution wagon and go on a wings and beer binge. And one of you is going to win it this Friday. Just enter your email addy here.

And if you want a closer look at the prizes, you can see the corset for her here, and the robe and boxers for you here and here.

Sexy Japanese Idol: Reon Kadena. [Gunaxin]

Big Breast All-Stars 2009 Calendar. [MoonDog Sports]

Arizona with the clumsy celebration. [The World of Isaac]

Ana Ivanovic Australian Bikini Pics. [Banned In Hollywood]

4 day work week or unemployment. Choose one. [9 to Fried]

10 sports arguments you'll be sick of in 2009. [Epic Carnival]

There's nothing strange about strapping bananas onto your face and blowing them up. [Afrojacks]

HHR Founder Contacts Jets Owner About Coaching Vacancy. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Katy Perry finally goes with the slutty look. [Celebridiot]

Bikini babe slip-n-slide? Sure, why not? (Video) [On 205th]

10 fitness chicks who could easily beat you up. [Uncoached]

300 beers to try before you die. [Tasty Booze]

Ghost antler coat rack. [StyleCrave]

While I recover from last night's party - and break several of my resolutions - I'm giving you a list of twelve of the top posts from 08 to peruse while you shake that hangover. Back to normal on Monday. Stay tuned.

The North American Field Guide to Lingerie

Guy Survival Chemistry - Mix Your Own Cleaning Solutions

30 Essential Tools Every Guy Should Have for Tool Belt, Tool Box and Tool Shed

Body Painting - The Halloween Costume Alternative

6 Tips For Saving Fuel and Getting Better Gas Mileage

Guy Survival Chemistry - Mix Your Own Emergency Grooming Supplies

12 Ways to Save Money on Your Electric Bill This Summer

10 Things You Can Clean in Your Dishwasher Besides Dishes

Your Ultimate Guide to Sports Facial Hair

What the Hell is "Grassoline"? - A Quick Guide to Alt Fuels

5 More Examples of Why Guys Shouldn't Drink and Invent

3 Ways to Live Without Paying Rent or a Mortgage

As promised, below is the repost on how to handle a hangover. Which will come in handy once you get that party hat off and start dealing with the bongos in your head.

Besides the info below, you can also click here to read Handling a Hangover, another post that has links to other sites with good hangover remedies. Good luck and read on...

To effectively battle the morning after, it helps to know what causes a hangover. The brief answer is dehydration and toxins. (If you want a more detailed explanation click here.)

One of the things you can do to help is to eat a fried or greasy meal before drinking. The grease slows the absorption of alcohol into your bloodstream, giving your system a little extra time to deal with the byproducts of your boozing. (Hence the popularity of late night "border runs" to Taco Bell.) Keep in mind your body can only process three quarters of an ounce of alcohol per hour. That's about half a shot or mixed drink. So figure it takes about 2 hours to clean out each drink.

Let's assume you didn't hit a grease pit last night, and now you're hurting. Here's some things you can do:

- Hair of the Dog. One word of advice: Don't. Part of what makes you feel so shitty is the effects of your liver battling to clean the flood of toxins out of your polluted bloodstream. Adding more alcohol may make you feel better briefly. But eventually your liver is going to have to clean the new toxins out, prolonging the misery.

- Water and Sports Drinks. Part of why your head is pounding is dehydration. You need fluid. And you need to dilute some of what may be left in your stomach. Sports drinks also refill you with sodium, which you were losing all night.

- Fruit Juice. Besides supplying you with much needed vitamins, the fructose helps speed your body's ability to rid the toxins.

- Eggs. Hitting a 24 hour diner for some late night breakfast before heading home? Good. Skip the pancakes and order the eggs. Cysteine in the eggs helps break down acetaldehyde, a toxin that contributes to hangovers.

After that, all you can do is ride it out. You did some damage last night. Your liver is pissed. And rightfully so. Give your body the time it needs to heal. You can use the downtime to plan this weekend's party.

Since it's the end of the year, I'm nursing a hangover from too many holiday parties, and I'm just downright lazy at this time of year, here are a couple of posts from '07 that could be helpful tonight.

The first is a guide to buying and serving champagne, and you can read it here.

The second is a how-to on opening the bottle. It'll keep you from taking an eye out, or wasting half the bubbly. That post is here.

Enjoy the New Year. And look for tips on curing your hangover tomorrow.